The only problem? We don't have any.
Well... we don't have any good ones.
There are several reasons for this.
1. We don't take a ton of pictures except for when we travel. We generally travel together, which means there are rarely pictures of both of us in the picture.
2. I'm not photogenic - or I'm actually way uglier than I think I am, but I'm going with not photogenic.
3. J cannot smile on command. I wish I were joking, but he sucks at it. He looks like he's being tortured, or half asleep, or mad in every picture. So finding a pic that has both of us, where I actually look like a human being, and he is smiling is nearly impossible.
Eileen, you must be exaggerating.
You think so? We made a conscious effort to take photos during our recent trip to Boston. And here are some of the beauties.
Cute picture of us at dinner in the North End.
Dinner with rainbows... (and yes this was a digital camera...)
By the way, IRL I swear I do not have a double chin...
Success?! You know, minus the fact that there is a statue of a man smoking cigars between us...and my chin is tilted up to prevent imaginary double chin.
Normal Happy Couple:
Less Normal Happy Uncomfortable Shiny Couple:
Uncle D and Auntie V:
Perfect, one shot.
Now let's try J and Eileen:
Hey, evasive actions were needed here.
Thankfully, one of the people in my adoption class takes family portraits. So yes, we'll be trying her services!